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Dresden Files snippet: "Artistic Vision"

Fandom: Dresden Files (books)
Characters: Harry Dresden, Bob
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Comment-fic written for belmanoir, who requested 'sexy role-playing.' Un-beta'd. No redeeming value.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Jim Butcher. Go buy his books.

"Yes, one brunette, one red-head," Harry confirmed, curled self-consciously around the telephone.

"Lesbians, but looking for a some tall, dark and handsome action," Bob added eagerly, his eye sockets glowing.

"Lesbians," Harry repeated into the phone, "but looking for some tall..." He paused. "Hold on." Harry covered the mouthpiece of the phone and glared at Bob. "Tall, dark and handsome?" he whispered.

"Hey, don't put yourself down, Harry! Not classically handsome, maybe, but - "

Harry hung up the phone. "No way. You saved a lot of lives today, and you deserve a reward. But I am not playing a starring role. Two prostitutes to act out this whole lesbian porno thing of yours, and that's it."

"The full hour, though, right?" Bob asked.

Harry nodded.

Bob's eyes, dimmed to a sullen, dull green, flared bright again. "Hey! How about that brother of yours? I bet he -"

"No!"

"No fun," muttered Bob.

Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
ithildyn
May. 22nd, 2009 06:01 am (UTC)
ROTFL! Love it!
keerawa
May. 22nd, 2009 06:48 am (UTC)
*grins* Thanks, ith!
ithildyn
May. 22nd, 2009 06:50 am (UTC)
I read it aloud to Nin and she giggled madly.
keerawa
May. 22nd, 2009 06:52 am (UTC)
*waves at giggly-Nin*
fractured_sun
May. 23rd, 2009 09:10 am (UTC)
LOL, Thomas probably would be happy to stand in for Harry.
keerawa
May. 23rd, 2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure he'd be up for it! Thanks, fractured_sun!
fractured_sun
May. 23rd, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
Thomas is pretty much up for anything :-)
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